Got Art? Window Clings

make your own window clings

Got Art?

When I was in my college sorority (Shout Out to the Alpha Gams!) we had a thing called “Grab-A-Date.” The deal was, a date party would be announced a couple of short hours prior to the impromptu soiree and you only had that much time to go find a worthy – or not so worthy depending on what or who was left – victim to be your date for the evening. Hence, grab a date. Let the insanity begin.

Right, so what on earth does this have to do with raising a small tazmanian devil?

Well, haven’t we all had those moments where you absolutely refuse to cave into the umpteenth request for “Mom, I wanna watch TV” and yet it’s too cold/wet/dark for your adorable spawn who is bouncing off the walls to go outside and you are nearly beaten down to let her do it just to make it stop? And she has nixed every toy in the massive toy heap that you have suggested.

You just gotta have art. And you gotta have it now.

Here you go. The sanity solvers. A new feature on Mommy Upgrade. These are the quickie one-off crafts that you most likely have all the ingredients at home and can tame the television monster. They’re quick, they’re fun, and they’re easy to put in play within a moments notice.

And it’s “Got Art” because that’s what’s bigger than life on my BFF’s craft room wall and I love it (and her – awww). Her mom was the most influential teacher I had growing up – and yes. Her mom, Judy, was an art teacher and always had fun up her sleeve. So Judy, here’s to you. We mom’s – we GOT ART! Thanks BFF for letting me steal your motto.

Got Art? Window Clings

What you need:
• Zip lock bag
• Sharpie – or not
• Glue
• Glitter

What you do:
1. Draw a shape (heart, snowflake, clover leaf, circle, etc.) onto the ziplock bag.
2. Flip it over. I guess you don’t have to do this. I did. I can’t remember why.
3. Trace the lines you just drew with the glue and fill in the spaces – or not. Just make sure your lines are thick if you don’t fill it in. Princess Cupcake made “polka dots” by stabbing the bag with the glue tip. Take my advice, this doesn’t work very well.
4. Sprinkle glitter on top of the glue and shake off the excess. We used leftover glitter from Christmas, but you wouldn’t have to use glitter at all. We happen to like glitter. A lot of glitter.
5. Let dry over night.
6. Wipe your window with some water.
7. Peel off your glue shapes from the zip lock and stick to your window.


Eggs for breakfast is a good thing, on so many levels

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I got rid of most of our Halloween decorations this year.

When I went through our orange storage bins and pulled out paraphernalia one-by-one, Princess Cupcake told me she “no like that one,” so I tossed it into the Goodwill pile. I am on a major purge streak so it felt good to lighten up. Do you know how much cubic space plastic pumpkins take up?!

What it did do though, is make decorating pretty easy this year. We just didn’t do it. Which is a shame because aside from Christmas, it’s my favorite holiday – tied with Valentine’s Day. Aside from a couple of carved pumpkins that rotted after about 2 days and the Halloween welcome mat outside, we were devoid of outside decorations. We WOULD have orange net lights on all the bushes but the annual discussion between me and the hubs goes something like this:

“Here are the Halloween lights for the bushes.”

“I’m not putting those out.”

“Why? They’re orange! They’re net lights. Just like the Christmas ones.”

“I’m not decorating for another holiday. Next you’ll want pink ones for Valentine’s Day. Christmas is enough.”

“Princess wants them.”

“She doesn’t know we have them.”

“Are you ever going to put them up? We’ve had them for years and you always say no.”

“No.”

He’s the Halloween Grinch. And we have enough net lights to cover the bushes for our house. Next time eBay has free listings, look for them. NIB. You’ll get a steal of a deal.

Secretly I was actually okay with the ‘less is more’ approach until I was watching Sprout with Princess and saw Kelly and Chica make ghosts on Saturday morning. In the time it took them to lay out the ingredients I deduced what they were making and I was already trying to figure out how to schedule it between the three parties she had between 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. that night. We were SO making a herd of ghosts. I mean, I already had all the stuff! I didn’t even have to go to Michaels! How often does that happen?

Here’s all we needed: [Read more...]

4 Things I Learned About Liquid Starch

Author’s Note: So as not to confuse you, there is no cast change or understudy replacing the main character within this blog. The character previously known as “Princess” has informed us on a numerous occasions that she is requesting a new moniker. Upon calling Princess “Chicky Bang Bang” (which she responded with “I no like that.” Can’t say that I blame her, what was I thinking?!) on the way home from Day Care this evening, she has now suggested to us — with emphasis — that “Princess Cupcake” would be more apropos from this point forward. We are granting her meager request and she will be referred to as such. Thank you.

“Come here Princess Cupcake. Mommy needs to write a blog post so we’re going to do a project.”

Blank stare. Crickets chirp. Try again.

“Want to do art?”

“YEA!!!!”

“Okay, we’re going to make stained glass WINDOWS!”

“OOWAAHHHH MAN!” And she smacked both hands over her mouth.

Huh? My turn for lost words. Totally not the response I was expecting. Perplexed, I don’t know if this is a good reaction or not. And where did she learn this by the way? So I asked,
“Is that a GOOD ‘oh man?’ or a BAD ‘oh man?’”

“A GOOD ONE!”

Whew, because this one has been in my arsenal for a while and I’ve been wanting to try it on just a night like this one where I am so tired that I will start the laundry but forget to put the clothes in (true story) but still want to do something fun for the light of my life, the reason for my being. Said project only requires three ingredients and from initial evaluation, should be relatively mess-free so naturally I have every intention of pulling this one out on a regular basis.

I needed three things:

Waxed paper – always have this

Tissue paper – had a box of those pre-cut art squares at the ready

Liquid starch – WTH?

Yeah, the starch thing was out of left field. I swear they don’t sell that at Krogers. The only near liquid starch I could think of was the kind in the aerosol can for ironing and surely the toddler art book had no intention of mixing highly compressed canned gas and 2 year olds.

So I Googled it. And thank God I found this video:

Notice it was listed under “housekeeping tips” which is obviously why I’ve never encountered “liquid starch” in my lifetime. While the video doesn’t give a list of housekeeping activities to best use it for or how exactly to apply said mixture, it does strongly suggest that it makes great Christmas gifts. And I have to tell you I am wholeheartedly convinced because:

1) it’s consumable so it falls onto the list of okay to receive more than one

2) no one has ever given it to me before therefore it is unique and unusual

3) it’s CHEAP

4) it takes only seconds to make

I’m sure it is the perfect gift and as soon as I figure out what to use it for I’m going to give it to everyone! Right after I stop laughing. [Read more...]